There’s One Born Every Minute

Brief 26 – Due 27/02 at 09:59:59am GMT
So, before we write off this whole project, because we’ve not written anything worth writing home about, let’s write our own ticket!
Find an expression, an idiom, a cliche, etc…and use it as a literal impetus for the play.
Perhaps write a play about an apple standing at the gate and fighting a doctor?
Perhaps a monologue by one patch of grass, envyingly looking at another’s greenness?
Perhaps a tree trying desperately to tell a dog barking at it – that he is not the tree he’s looking for?
Two peas discussing the meaning of life… in their pod?
A shop in which customers have to pay with their arms and legs?
The life of a silver lining, having to be attached to a cloud they despise?
An it, who can only tango after taking two paracetamols?
I can go on all day!
Bonus points if you add to it some words you don’t know the meaning to (especially if it means misusing them).